Monday, 17 June 2013

Re: (•۝• ѴƲ cℓʋв •۝•) Some Useful "T OTKAY"

jawabat hazir hen..


اگرکاٹنے سے کتا پاگل ہو گیا تو؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟
phli baat to ye k...jb Dog kat'ty wkt nai sochta k bnda pagal ho ga ya nai.. to app app apny choty say damagh pe q zor dy rhy hein.. :P
(wsy kutta bn k kato gy to sochna nai pry ga... :P )

دودھ سینے والی سلائی مشین کہاں سے ملتی ہے؟

don't be efficient.. app ko safaid dhaga ka bola hy ..not cilai machin :P

اگر اولے پڑ گئے تو؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟
ooly to balon waly pe b prty  hein.... to..???

اگر بندہ چتکبرا ہو گیا تو؟؟؟؟؟؟
to kia huwa..... app 14vn ka chand bn jao gy... :P

کیا یہ آپ کا آزمودہ اور مجرب نسخہ ہے؟؟؟؟؟؟
g... app is tyme 1 rooh say baat kr rhy hein... :P


اگر فائدہ نہ ہوا تو کیا کوئی وارنٹی شارنٹی گارنٹی بھی ہے؟؟؟؟؟؟
sawal kita ya chwal mari aa...

wsy jitna tym app ny sawal sochny pe lgya.. agr utny e tym mn 1 aadh nuskha azma lty to shaed afaqa ho jata... :PP









On Mon, Jun 17, 2013 at 11:36 AM, iqbal sheikh <iqbalyat@gmail.com> wrote:
hmmmmmmmmmmm lo ji nehle pe dehla.


On 17 June 2013 19:43, aapka Mukhlis <aapka10@yahoo.com> wrote:
ایک زبیدہ آپا کے ٹوٹکے تھے
ایک آپ کے ٹوٹکے ہیں مقابلے پر
ان ٹوٹکوں کے بارے میں کچھ سوالات پیدا ہوئے ہیں
ذرا ان کے جوابات دے دیں
سوالات ہر ٹوٹکے کے آخر میں درج ہیں
یہ کمپنی کی شہرت اور عزت کا سوال ہے


On Mon, Jun 17, 2013 at 3:54 PM, ~M@R!A~ <mbest6666@gmail.com> wrote:
1) ager app ko DOG kaat ly to..
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app us ko kat lein
(hisab braber)
اگرکاٹنے سے کتا پاگل ہو گیا تو؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟
 
2) doodh phat jaye to usy
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sufaid dhagy say si lein kisi ko pta b nai chly ga ..
دودھ سینے والی سلائی مشین کہاں سے ملتی ہے؟

3) ager app k baal girty hein to 
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tind kerwa lein phr nai grein gy... 
اگر اولے پڑ گئے تو؟؟؟؟؟؟؟؟

4)ager rang gora krna ho to 
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machli khany k bad doodh pi lein,
sofaid ho jaye ga..
اگر بندہ چتکبرا ہو گیا تو؟؟؟؟؟؟

5) ager galy mn derd ho to 
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kisi say gla dabwa lein,
phr kbhi derd nai ho ga..
کیا یہ آپ کا آزمودہ اور مجرب نسخہ ہے؟؟؟؟؟؟

Note: totkon say faida ho to duaon mn yaad rkhiye ga :) 
اگر فائدہ نہ ہوا تو کیا کوئی وارنٹی شارنٹی گارنٹی بھی ہے؟؟؟؟؟؟

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