(•۝• ѴƲ cℓʋв •۝•) SARDAR GEEEE BACK

              

SARDARJI : I am Proud, coz my son is in Medical College .

Friend: Really, what is he studying.
SARDARJI : No, he is not studying, they are studying him.

 

SARDARJI : Doctor, in my dreams, I play football every night.
DR: Take this tablet, you will be ok.
SARDARJI  : Can I take it  tomorrow, tonight is the final game.

 

SARDARJI : If I die, will u remarry?
Wife: No! I'll stay with my sister. But if I die will u remarry?
SARDARJI : No, I'll also stay with your sister.

 

SARDARJI  : People consider me as a 'GOD'
Wife: How do you know??
SARDARJI : When I went to the Park today, everybody said,Oh GOD! U have come again..

 

SARDARJI  complained to the police: 'Sir, all the items are missing, except the TV in my house.'
Police: 'Howz that the thief did not take the TV?'
SARDARJI : 'I was watching TV news...'

 

SARDARJI  comes back to his car & finds a note saying 'Parking Fine'
He writes a note and sticks it to a pole 'Thanks for the compliment.'

Once a SARDARJI was walking. He had a glove only on one hand . So the man asked him why. He replied that the weather forecast announced that on one hand it would be cold and on the other hand it would be hot.

 

SARDARJI  : Why are all these people running?
Man - This is a race, the winner will get the cup
SARDARJI  - If only the winner will get the cup, then why are the others running?

Why did 19 Sardarjis go to the movie?
.... Because it said- Under 18 not allowed!

Ladki:- Meri mummy ko tum bahut pasand aaye ho.
Sardar (sharmate huye):- Kuch bhi ho main shadi tumse hi karunga, aunty se kehna mujhe bhool jaye.....

                                                                                           

 

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