(•۝• ѴƲ cℓʋв •۝•) JUST FUN...

 

1. Larka Universty me Larki se : Aap ka

Name??

.

Larki Ghussey se : Mujhey sab

Behan kehtey hain.

.

.

.

.

Larka : O Acha to aap hain wo jiski

waja se sab mujhey jeeja ji jeeja ji

Kehtey hain. 

2. Girl To Boy (in Party): Excuse Me!

.

.

Boy: Yes ?

.

Girl: Meray Aik Hath Mein Plate Hai

Aur Aik Hath Mein Glass, I Can't

Use Them..

Kia Aap Meray Face Pr Se Aik

Cheez Hata Saktay Hain?

. Boy (Very Happy): Ge Bolain Kia

Hataana Hai ?

.

.

.

. .

.

.

Girl: Apni Kuty Jesi Nazarain...

3. Ek Ladki car drive kr rhi thi, traffic

camera ne flash mara...

Usne socha k me car fast chala rhi thi,

isliye shayad tarffic camera ne photo

li............. ­..

wo wapas piche gai or is bar thoda

slow speed me car drive kr k us camera

ko cross kiya, but is bar b camera flash

hua....

Is tarah usne 4-5 bar or thoda slow kr

k us camra ko cross kiya but har bar

camera flash hota or uski pic le

leta..........

Now she began to think that this was

quite funny,

Two weeks later, she got five challans

for driving without a seat belt....

So DUMB ... LOL 

KEEP SMILING.......

Don't Blame People

For Disappointing You

Blame Yourself For

Expecting Too Much From Them..!!

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