(•۝• ѴƲ cℓʋв •۝•) Male logic

Clever

Woman:  

 
Do you drink  beer?

 
 

 
Man: Yes  

 
Woman: How  many beers a day?

 
 

 
Man:  

 
Usually about  3

 
 

 
Woman: How  much do you pay per beer?

 
 

 
Man: $5.00  which includes a tip

 
(This is  where it gets scary !)

 
 

 
Woman: And  how long have you been drinking?

 
 

 
Man: About 20  years, I suppose

 
 

 
Woman: So a  beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your
spending each  month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400
....correct?  

 
 

 
Man: Correct  

 
 

 
Woman: If in  1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the
past  

 
20 years puts  your spending at $108,000, correct?

 
 

 
Man: Correct  

 
 

 
Woman: Do you  know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could
have been  put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting
for  compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a  
Ferrari?

 
 

 
Man: Do you  drink beer?

 
 

 
Woman: No  

 
 

 
 

 
Man: Where's  your Ferrari?

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